Current mood:

bored

Totally original post.
This wholly original and not copied from anywhere post was entirely thought up by me.  I have retroactively granted Kim and Eric permission to copy this post in the past.

1. Elaborate on your default icon. -- It's me at the Triple door checking out the giant fish tank in the bar.  I've been there a few times, each one for a special event of some sort or another.  Tina made it, and I have been too lazy to change it :)

2. What's your current relationship status? -- I am domestically partnered with my sweetums.

3. Ever have a near-death experience? -- Not really, no.  I did have one of those dreams where you trip and fall and wake up just before you die, except I didn't wake up and I died, and found death to be pretty boring.

4. Name an obvious quality you have. -- I am awesome.

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? -- Lady Marmalade.  In fact, the only reason I'm doing this quiz (that I created) is because I thought it was cool that Kim and I had the same song stuck in our head.  I downloaded the song to my phone (first time using sprint's music store, pretty rad btw) and forced Tina to listen to it the other night, hoping to get it out of my head.  Incidentally, the correct phrase is Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir).

6. Name a celebrity you would marry. -- Paris Hilton.  I know what you're thinking, but hear me out.  A) She's an heiress.  an heiress.  B) until her untimely, tragic, and not-at-all suspicious tractor accident on the set of The Simple Life, I would have the satisfaction of handing out thousands of Publishers Clearing House-sized reality checks.

7.Who will cut and paste this meme first? -- What meme?  I created this wholly and without influence.

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity? -- Nope.

9. Do you wear a watch? What kind? -- Timex.  It was the last christmas present my mom gave me.

10. Do you have anything pierced? -- There might be some metal in my jawbone I guess.

11. Do you have any tattoos? -- No.

12. Do you like pain? -- not really.  I guess I like it by association, like if I pop a really big zit sometimes it hurts, but, well you know the rest.

13. Do you like to shop? -- Yes.

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? -- bus fare.

15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card? -- a Hard Drive.

16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? -- my boss

17. What is on your desktop background? -- At work right now, it's this.  Until recently though, it was this:
at home, it's the default XP background.
18. What is the background on your cell phone? -- The default.  Sprint has this new thing called Power Vision and On Demand, where it has what are basically widgets on the main screen, telling me time, headlines, the temperature, etc, along with some useful links.  I like it so I keep it.

19. What was the last movie you watched? -- The Illusionist.  Good, but I'd like to have seen more real magic instead of CG.

20. What was the last book you read? -- Read 'em and Reap, by Joe Navarro.  Basically a book on poker tells using FBI techniques for determining lies in interrogation.  Sadly a lot of casinos are creating rules preventing you from stripping your table mates naked, bagging their heads and piling them up in a neat little pyramid to determine their hole cards.  Pretty soon I won't have any tactics left.